Name: Bonnie Pipkin, AKA Bones

Occupation: Writer/Adjunct Professor/Teaching Artist/Wedding Officiant/Lover/Dreamer

Hometown: Chico, CA

Lived in NYC since: 2003 (and before that, 1998-1999)

Current Neighborhood: Bushwick

Most Frequently Used Train Line: L & J

Favorite Food: Pizza

Least Favorite Food(s): Mushrooms and Lamb

Favorite Adult Beverage: Anything Bubbly

If I could have dinner with any celebrity, it’d be with: Amy Schumer or Stephen Colbert

Favorite song to dance around my room to: “Temptation” by New Order

One extra fun fact about me: Ever hear of the naked waitress?

Three things I’d like to accomplish by the time we make it to all the end-of-the-lines:

1. To complete my Master of Fine Arts degree in Writing — done! January 2014, Vermont College of Fine Arts. Who knew that it would take longer to finish riding the subway system than getting my MFA?

2. Publish my Young Adult Novel — done! Aftercare Instructions comes out in 2017 with Flatiron Books. I’m over the moon! And still riding the rails…

3. To perfect my pop, lock, and drop – still working on that one.

Name: Tania

Occupation: Auditor (but not the kind you are scared of, unless you are a very large company)

Hometown: Haskell, NJ

Lived in NYC since: 1998

Current Neighborhood: Williamsburg

Most Frequently Used Train Lines: L, 4/5/6

Favorite Food(s): Lobster, Clams, Mushrooms

Least Favorite Food(s): Any meat that is not from the sea

Favorite Adult Beverage: Jameson

If I could have dinner with any celebrity, it’d be with: David Lynch

Favorite song to dance around my room to: “Catch Me I’m Falling” by Pretty Poison

One extra fun fact about me: Ever heard of the naked auditor?  Just kidding! I am quite good at playing male characters in Bonnie Pipkin Presents productions.  I also helped start the Live with Animals gallery (RIP Monster Island).

Three things I’d like to accomplish by the time we make it to all the end-of-the-lines:

1. Have a lot of fun

2. Help people

3. Become an adult (and figure out exactly what that means)